Outrageous Hanukkah Wikileaks Disclosures

According to well-informed sources,there is no such thing as confidentiality anymore. The Wikileaks revelations confirm that the best commincations strategy these days is simply not to say anything to anyone, especially if you have something bad to say.

But now that revelations are spewing forth by the wiki-second, I feel safe in revealing these recently discovered classified dispatches from the secret e-files of Judah Maccabee:
Text to his brother Eliezer after the swine-in-the-temple incident (Leaker's note - their disparaging nickname for Antiochus was "Anti-tochus):

"Anti-tochus went too far this time. He sort of looks like that pig. And did you see that women he travels with? Sort of a cross between Muammar Gaddafi and Angela Merkel"

E-mail to Hannah, after the martyrdom of her seventh son.

"Way to go, H. Not to worry. Someday there will be a holiday and everyone will eat donuts and potato pancakes! That'll show 'em. Maybe we'll even name the holiday after you... I know... Hannah...kah!"